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Got an email with this in it. Check out the chapters.

Nothing to write about, school sucks, so does work. The end.
"Arcturus" is his other name


"Arcturus" is his other name—
I'd rather call him "Star."
It's very mean of Science
To go and interfere!

I slew a worm the other day—
A "Savant" passing by
Murmured "Resurgam"—"Centipede"!
"Oh Lord—how frail are we"!

I pull a flower from the woods—
A monster with a glass
Computes the stamens in a breath—
And has her in a "class"!

Whereas I took the Butterfly
Aforetime in my hat—
He sits erect in "Cabinets"—
The Clover bells forgot.

What once was "Heaven"
Is "Zenith" now—
Where I proposed to go
When Time's brief masquerade was done
Is mapped and charted too.

What if the poles should frisk about
And stand upon their heads!
I hope I'm ready for "the worst"—
Whatever prank betides!

Perhaps the "Kingdom of Heaven's" changed—
I hope the "Children" there Won't be "new fashioned" when I come—
And laugh at me—and stare—

I hope the Father in the skies
Will lift his little girl—
Old fashioned—naught—everything—
Over the stile of "Pearl."

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Don't want to meet your daddy,
Just want you in my Caddy,
Don't want to meet yo' mama,
Just wan't to make you cumma,
I'm, I'm,
I'm just being honest, I'm just being honest.

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Oh, I think they like me.

My, my, what a night.

When I was driving I realized I was driving a death machine, I stopped myself from pulling left.
Even coming from you that was nice to hear. And even though it was you, it was OK to wake up.

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fleshdance made my icon (crediting) BOW TO THE JENOVA!

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watching a v p

is it just me or did they make the predators humane and datable?

nothings hotter than a alien thing that can make a weapon and armor out of a squid-spider-crawfish! right? am i right or what?!

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Got my blacklight ink :)

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